Kitty Collector Gifts

"How many is too many?"

'We know you have a cat.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat Boss

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"She's a weiner cat."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."