Kitten Collector Gifts

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'We know you have a cat.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat Boss

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Evolution of the Cat.

"How many is too many?"

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Kitten Futures

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'