Kitten Enthusiast Gifts

"It's kittens."

'I understand that they really do sophisticated diagnostic work here.'

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Free Kittens.

"Eddie's mom gave me kitties and milk."

Not even kittens could make this look more bearable.

'Mom, Angelina just had a population explosion!'

'There were some problems with the initial public offering.'

I should warn you - he is very playful!

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

'My Dad says people who have pets live longer.'

"Come and see what some kid's just given us!"

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Bathers at Asni?res.

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Kitten Futures

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"And where have you previously moused?"