Kitten Lovers Gifts

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Family with pets.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'We know you have a cat.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Cat king.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Cat Boss

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Cat Romance

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Two cats on vacation