Kitty Lovers Gifts

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Family with pets.

How Amazon was invented

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Cat king.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'We know you have a cat.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Cat Boss

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Cat Romance

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Two cats on vacation

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"A kitten for your thoughts."