Kitten Lover Gifts

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Kathy, are you or anyone else in this office computer savvy enough to show me how to share a cute, kitty meme?'

'One pound a piece. But I wanted a whole cat.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Cat Nip.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Cat Tie

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Ratminton

Cat statues on entrance gate