Kitten Lover Gifts

'Kathy, are you or anyone else in this office computer savvy enough to show me how to share a cute, kitty meme?'

'One pound a piece. But I wanted a whole cat.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Cat Tie

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat in a flap

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ratminton

"Say hello to my little friend."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'