Feline Lover Gifts

"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Cat in a flap

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'