Feline Family Lovers Gifts

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Family with pets.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Hell No Kitty

Cat king.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"And here are today's categories...."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'Let's get a kitty.'