Feline Families Gifts

Cat Romance

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

New, Improved Cat

Evolution of the Cat.

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

How cats see their home

Valentines Day Cats

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

Cat Chores

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

'Save my place.'

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'Mom! Max isn't playing with his food again.'

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

'I made it from scratch'.