Kitten Romance Lover Gifts

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Cat Reunion

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Remember me?'

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Snake Eyes

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I hate it..."

The Not So Wild West

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Mermaids in love

Cats

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Cat Boss

Merry Kissmas

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.