Kitten Romance Lover Gifts

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Cat Reunion

'Remember me?'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'What's that humming sound?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

The Not So Wild West

Snake Eyes

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Cats

Mermaids in love

"I hate it..."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Merry Kissmas

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Cat Boss

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"