Kitty Drama Lover Gifts

Cat soap operas

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Speech

Proposal

Oedipus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."