Kitty Drama Lover Pillows

Cat soap operas

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Proposal

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Oedipus

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).