Cat-and-mouse Drama Lover Pillows

Nell hides from Quilp

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Annexe 8

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"He joined in the debate."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

His worst nightmares had come true.

Desk Bins of Nonsense.

"Now, Winston, I have a very busy afternoon ahead of me, so please scurry back to your own desk and let's not have any trouble."

"Look dear. . . there I am the first day of school and there you are!"

"Stop staring!"

The Rude Butler.

"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

THE ULTIMATE HISPANIC TV SHOW!

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'The Ibsens'

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

Mahira Hafeez Khan

Jeremy Kyle: 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!'