Cat-and-mouse Drama Lover Pillows

Nell hides from Quilp

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Annexe 8

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

His worst nightmares had come true.

Desk Bins of Nonsense.

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"Now, Winston, I have a very busy afternoon ahead of me, so please scurry back to your own desk and let's not have any trouble."

The Rude Butler.

"Stop staring!"

"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

THE ULTIMATE HISPANIC TV SHOW!

"Look dear. . . there I am the first day of school and there you are!"

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'The Ibsens'

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

Cat soap operas