Dramatic Pets Lover Pillows

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

When Pugs dream.

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Self-walking dog

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Evil clown.

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

Veterinary Surgeon

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'He's my lawyer.'