Kitty Aficionados Gifts

Click bait for cats

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Oh, crap.'

Unemotional Support Animal

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Feline Evolution.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

I'm sure it's fake.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Beware of the Cat.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'We know you have a cat.'

Portrait of a Lady

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'