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'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Unemotional Support Animal

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Portrait of a Lady

Beware of the Cat.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'We know you have a cat.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"