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Free Kitten to any Child Unaccompanied by an Adult.

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

That's Margaret, our token cat person.

FREE KITTENS, 'You're SURE this won't mess up the economy?'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Cat-traction.....!

"Whenever a cat is in a cartoon, she's the subject of the cartoon."

"This show is about as exciting as watching grass or paint dry or litter clump..."

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Mouse Princess

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'