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'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

The Not So Wild West

'We know you have a cat.'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Who's next?'

Cat Boss

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Cat being licked by plant.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"