Kitty Care Enthusiast Prints

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Hell No Kitty

The Not So Wild West

'We know you have a cat.'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Who's next?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Cat Boss

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Cat being licked by plant.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Zen Kitten

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...