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Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'We know you have a cat.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cat Boss

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Food chain.

"It's kittens."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"How many is too many?"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Kate's Cat Kennel

Kitten Futures

"How many times must I tell you to chew your food?"