Kitty Kingdom Enthusiast Gifts

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'We know you have a cat.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cat Boss

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Food chain.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"How many is too many?"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

'Love the kitten heels!'

Kitten Futures

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Kate's Cat Kennel

"How many times must I tell you to chew your food?"

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'