Cat Kingdom Enthusiast Gifts

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'