Cat Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

Outdoor Cats

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"I'm sorry, doctor. The cat must have escaped again."

Copycats

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Mouse Princess

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Cats on Board.

'Oh, crap.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.