Adventure Cat Lover Gifts

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cat Nip.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Cat Tie

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"