Cat Fiction Lover Gifts

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Cat Tie

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat in a flap

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Ratminton

"Say hello to my little friend."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.