Feline Fiction Fan Gifts

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Lady Chatterley's Lover

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Litter Tray Training

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.