Feline Fiction Fan Gifts

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Lady Chatterley's Lover

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Cat Towels

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Litter Tray Training

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.