Animal Fiction Fan Gifts

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Wanna go out?"

Long Dachshund

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'Did you just curdle?'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Do you do these in sheep?"