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"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Long Dachshund

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Wanna go out?"

We're barely gonna make it!

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'Did you just curdle?'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"