Animal Romance Fan T-Shirts

"Wanna go out?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dog in love

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm a monster."

'Checkmate I think!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Long Dachshund

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."