Animal Romance Fan Gifts

"Wanna go out?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dog in love

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm a monster."

'Checkmate I think!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

Long Dachshund

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'