Animal Storyline Fan Gifts

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"Wanna go out?"

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'We should talk more.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

"I did it!"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'It's a good owl dog.'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Extinct Animals