Animal Story Lover Gifts

Cat and Mouse Surveillance camera

'I wouldn't worry about it. You're ahead in the polls.'

The Fourth Blind Mouse. Hey, I'm not stupid. I heard three chops and three screams and I was outta there.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

How the Unicorn came to be.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Fly Football

Faster, Georges, faster!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

Swan Fairy Tales