Animal Story Lovers Gifts

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

A snake finds a rabbit guilty.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Cat with Crown.

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"And here with the grizzly details."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

"I came as soon as I heard."