Animal Tale Fan Gifts

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Sheep love tales very much.'

The First Day of Christmas

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

Owl and the Pussycat.

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

Noahs Ark

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'