Dog Tale Fan Gifts

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Thomas Hardy

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Count and Figaro

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Noahs Ark

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."