Dog Tale Fan Gifts

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Thomas Hardy

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

Count and Figaro

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Noahs Ark

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'Sheep love tales very much.'