Animal Tale Admirer Gifts

Aesop's Fables - The Frog and The Ox

Aesop's Fables - Donkey Falls off Bridge

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"He's gone goth"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

TSA Noah

"Too much concealer?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.