Dog Tale Enthusiasts Gifts

'I love shagging dog stories.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

Dog Bookends

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

A dog sits at her typwriter

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

Noahs Ark

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

The Tortoise and the Hare

Cat and Mouse Surveillance camera

'I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'