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'I love shagging dog stories.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Dog Bookends

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

A dog sits at her typwriter

Noahs Ark

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

The Tortoise and the Hare

Cat and Mouse Surveillance camera

'He says he's come to view the property.'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'