Dog Tale Teller Gifts

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

The Fourth Little Pig

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'She's just great with the children.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Tarzan'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'Not so easy, is it?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

'I'm sorry, honey, but your dog Scraps has gone on to a better place now. I sold him to that family across the road with an inground pool.'

'What do you make of the new squirt?'