Quirky Animal Tales Fan Gifts

'I just can't figure it out.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Nutty Assistants

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"I came as soon as I heard."

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

Hipster Coyote

Noahs Ark

Owl and the Pussycat.

The First Day of Christmas

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.

'Lazy,'