Quirky Animal Tales Fan Gifts

'I just can't figure it out.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Nutty Assistants

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"I came as soon as I heard."

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

Noahs Ark

Owl and the Pussycat.

The First Day of Christmas

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

Hipster Coyote

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.