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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

The First Day of Christmas

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

The Tortoise and the Hare

Owl and the Pussycat.

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Noahs Ark

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'