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Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"I came as soon as I heard."

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

Owl and the Pussycat.

Noahs Ark