Animal Tales Fan Mugs

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"I came as soon as I heard."

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

The Tortoise and the Hare

Owl and the Pussycat.

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

Noahs Ark

The First Day of Christmas

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'