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"Aesop, schmaesop."

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Ghost puddle

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Brothers Grimm

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

Elf Farm

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"And here with the grizzly details."

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

The Tortoise and the Hare

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."