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Homeless pig sells 'The Pig Issue'by sign which reads: 'Made homeless by the big bad wolf.Please help.'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

"And here with the grizzly details."

"The tests show you're not a swan, kid. You're just a really ugly duckling."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

A frog catches an insect truck.

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"