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The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"Wanna go out?"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'We should talk more.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"I did it!"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'It's a good owl dog.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"I came as soon as I heard."

Extinct Animals