Animal Characters Fan Gifts

'It's not working. People are still calling us short, fat, and smelly.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

"I'm a monster."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Wanna go out?"

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."