Animal Character Aficionados Gifts

'Yeah, I used to be called 'White Fang', but after years of smoking, I'm known as 'Yellow Fang' now...'

"I was almost that last year."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"She's a miniature."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'