Animal Character Aficionados Gifts

'Yeah, I used to be called 'White Fang', but after years of smoking, I'm known as 'Yellow Fang' now...'

"I was almost that last year."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Is your dog friendly?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Replacements for Extinct Animals

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

I love that new elephant smell.

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'