Animal Character Aficionado Gifts

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"I'm in children's books, myself."

My Spam Sketchbook

Canine Comedians

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Nutty Assistants

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

'The secret of my business success? Well, "Charge Ahead" I would guess...'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

Rich Cow: 'Gareth Gates'

Puffins using inhalers.

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"Bond – James bond."

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

And that's why I'm still single!

'And whatever happened to 'as quiet as a mouse'?'