Animal Characters Fan Pillows

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I'm a monster."

'Checkmate I think!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Happy birthday Darling!

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Wanna go out?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'